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Do Not Flush Toilet With Foot

In an office building in Farmington Hills, Michigan---an otherwise ordinary office building---are two signs: In the lobby, "No handbills or soliciting, and no playing accordians outside of building;" and in the restroom, "Do Not Flush Toilet With Foot." Who is the accordian player that neccesitated the first sign? I want to meet him. Or her. A simple musician looking share his gift, perhaps? Or maybe a Polka Cassanova wooing the file clerk on the third floor, herself into the spectacular accordian scene. And what if the toilet is a Sealand? What then? Either way, I am very careful when I flush with my foot, and will continue to do so. What's next, "No Lifting Toilet Seat With Foot" signs? Stand stall, and don't lose the technique.

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