Friday

Faith

Until today, I didn’t think I qualified to talk about faith. Certainly not my own faith, and I would’ve argued convincingly against there even being such a discrete thing as faith; seemed to me nothing more than hope without worry, aggrandized by women who frequent angel shops to distance themselves from guilty pasts. Valuing logic and facing truths, I wasn’t able to elevate hope in my own life to a level that blindly superceded worry. On what basis was I to believe everything would be okay, and if that wasn’t faith, then I didn’t get it anyway—the whole thing annoyed me. Taken outside a religious context, I could not imagine what folks referred to when they spoke of faith, and frankly, I didn’t think they had any idea, either.

Then, three hours ago, I read chapter one of Sharon Salzberg’s Faith: Trusting Your own Deepest Experience. I almost didn’t read it, so bothersome was the idea of faith to me, but I wanted to get my writing assignment correct, and the workshop leader handed this chapter out as a guide. So, at lunch, I read. And was astonished to learn that I have pretty much been overflowing with faith, as clearly defined by Salzberg, my whole life. It seems no matter how I try, I can’t avoid my unwilling overlap with the angel people.

More than the hope without worry I previously defined it as, faith—despite its lofty reputation—is nothing more than the impetus to move forward. Without knowing where that movement will take you. It is hope, yes, but hope plus action. That very philosophy guides my life, fuels it, keeps me going. “Leap, and the net will appear” is the mantra that has accompanied my greatest adventures and growth, personal and professional.

But for me, this gumption, the striving always to, indeed, be all that I can be, has always felt like a fraudulent virtue, a manufactured faith. Because while my actions appear brave and strong, adventurous, and full of faith, I know that they are often motivated by terror. Or some other force of doom that either way makes forward momentum not so much of an option as it is a desperate struggle to survive. What looks like faith when I buy a house in an unknown city, or take a job that will challenge my limits, or get on stage to improvise before an audience, feels instead like a frantic doggy paddle. Always, there is a tsunami just behind me, ready to smash me under irretrievably, if I don’t outrun it.

I’ve taken my life places that my origins would not suggest; become a person that expands the boundaries I knew growing up. It is difficult to take pride in this accomplishment when always my life feels like running through a tunnel, forcing myself at top speed toward darkness, each step of the way illuminated only after I’ve put my foot down in the black. This, I guess, is faith.

Many times, I’ve cursed that kernel of life inside me that wouldn’t allow me to rest, to stop, to be satisfied with where I was at. Why can’t I be okay with a life of maybe too much drinking? Or settle down into marriage with a man not so enlightened? It would be so much easier if I could be content with the level of existence that is familiar to me; where I know people, and even love them, and they me. I’ve tried, but always there is that warm glow deep inside my chest, and it nudges me, reminds me that I am capable of more, being more, feeling more.

Ten years ago, I went to church, out of the blue, by myself. The kind of church that mother says is riddled with secular humanism, and might open the mind’s door to the devil. An adolescence scarred by fanatical born-again Christian parents ruined most religious associations for me, the word faith included. But this day, I stomached the sign that read ‘church’ and sat down with a mind forced open, and the minister walked us through an exercise to find the place in our body where our sense of goodness was located, could be felt. I experienced a coming alive that day, and connected with a core of goodness in my chest that radiates love, I realized, twenty-four/seven. If goodness that concentrated exists inside me, I determined, I must always be okay; redeemable; worthy of change.

My faith doesn’t always, or even usually, cuddle me in some warm, fuzzy cloak of happiness. But it does inspire me to believe that if I don’t give up, if I just keep going no matter what, something’s bound to happen. And in my lowest times, the sheer curiosity of what might lie ahead keeps me going.

Faith seems to me now the heart’s belief; and belief, the brain’s faith.

Thursday

Handout From My Statistics Professor

Statistics at work...

WARNING: Bread!
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat, begged for bread after as little as two days.
6. Bread is often a "gateway" food item. Every single hard-core drug-addict in our nation's prison system ate bread for years before taking up drugs.
7. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey, bread-pudding person.
8. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
9. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 450 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than two minutes.
10. Bread often contains sodium, a toxic metal that is highly explosive when exposed to water; and the dangerous chemical chlorine.
11. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
Note: Bagel holes seem to be relatively safe... and inexpensive, too.

Monday

Letter Exchange Between Sandy-the-Dog's Foster Mom and the #1 Adopter Candidate Who Didn't Show Up

----Original Message Follows----
From: "#1 Adoper Candidate Who Didn't Show Up"
To: "Sandy's Foster Mom"
Subject: Re: Sandy
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003

Hi PLUMB:

I want you to know that I enjoyed the e-mails from you, and I was really looking forward to having a new friend for me and a new friend for Belle.

I hope that you got a lot of interest in Sandy on Saturday. I just couldn't put myself through the emotion of meeting her and then having someone else get her for a trivial reason like they have a fenced-in yard and I don't. I would have provided a wonderful home for her, but I could see it was going to be too difficult.

I was so upset about this on Friday. I talked to many animal-loving people over the weekend. The consensus was that everybody has had very discouraging experiences with pet rescue leagues. The procedure is too long and very unfair. If I was the first person who was interested in Sandy, I should have been the first person to be evaluated and then either accepted or rejected. Having a pool of applications to choose from is unfair. It's like a popularity contest. I think many great homes are passed over.

I have owned dogs, cats, guinea pigs, rabbits, hamsters, birds, fish, horses, sheep - you name it. I could teach a course on animal care! I belong the Humane Society of United States and the ASPCA. Everyone I know says they would love to die and come back as one of my pets. Last Friday I stopped traffic on the highway to pick up an injured dove. It's kind of insulting to think I would be so scrutinized.

I went and bought a puppy this weekend that was advertised in our local paper. The rescue leagues should think about this fact *- If they make it so hard for people to adopt animals who desperately need homes, they practically force people to buy puppies, which gives breeders even more business.

I wish you and Sandy all the luck in the world. I wish I could have calmly and quietly met her in your home and not traumatized her any further. Honestly, I hope you keep her and she doesn't have to be put on display at Petco anymore for people to compete over.

Take care,
Marilyn
#1 Adoper Candidate Who Didn't Show Up


----Original Message Follows----
From: "Sandy's Foster Mom"
To: "#1 Adoper Candidate Who Didn't Show Up"
Subject: Re: Sandy
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003

Dear Marilyn:

I enjoyed meeting you via e-mail, too, and am so sorry about the way this turned out. Your thoughts about rescue leagues I can't comment on because I have not devoted my time to rescue, except to say that the two women I met Saturday from Almost Home seem solely motivated by their concern that animals receive lots of love in permanent homes, and not simply the most toys or the owner that looks best on paper. I'm sure there exist folks in rescue who are not of Almost Home's quality, and I'm sorry that scared you off. :(

Carrie (Almost Home's founder) and I were so excited to see you and Belle on Saturday---we both felt you were the right home for Sandy, as long as meeting in-person confirmed the you we'd met online and on the phone. Only two families came to meet Sandy, and one decided she wasn't right for them because she was "too calm," and the other has a 2-year-old that probably isn't in Sandy's best interest and a history of not keeping dogs. But it's more than children or fenced yards, it's the love a person feels for an animal, and we were so hopeful that person would be you for Sandy. And maybe you can understand that giving first-choice options to the first expressed interest can't be the best policy when I tell you that you were not the first to want Sandy, but were the best potential home.

It's a terrifying responsiblity, Marilyn; I don't know how the rescue people do it, but I'm glad that they do. Instead of feeling personally insulted by being scrutinized, just imagine it were Belle, in the hands of rescue workers she doesn't know, being given to a new home. How much scrutiny would you want those rescue workers to apply when handing her over? Can you imagine them receiving a phone call from a nice stranger who comes to meet her, and letting them take her home the same day? Your Belle? It really does make sense when you look at it only from the animal's perspective.

I wish you the best with your furry family, Marilyn. I'm so, so sad that you screened yourself out of the application process. Having gone through it myself, I *do* understand how it can feel somewhat demeaning, but I just don't know a better way to act in the best interest of the animals, and Sandy in particular. Through much conversation with Carrie, I have been convinced that her experience over the years points to taking it slowly. I've cc'd her on this e-mail so she can learn what happened, as well, and read my response.

I hope you will reconsider the intentions of the people who devote their time, energy, and money to give unloved animals safe and forever homes, Marilyn.

With warm regards,
PLUMB
Sandy's Foster Mom